Unclassifieds: published fiction and other oddments
Dave's Coming Down For A Bit
Available to buy from Galley Beggar Press.
Available to buy from Galley Beggar Press.
The Last Eight Minutes of Light
Available to buy from Galley Beggar Press.
Available to buy from Galley Beggar Press.
'Worry'
"Straining to hear the secret engines of the imagination, synthesising a new language from the fragments of dreams..." A strange sort-of short story by and about a very unreliable narrator, from the wonderful The Chap.
With One Bound He Wasn't Free
"Outside is my automobile, a machine so phallic that I am forced to cover it with a specially designed prophylactic, lest the minds of the poor and disadvantaged grow pregnant with desire." My Chappish alter ego Mr Angur Masonick teeters on the brink of an existential freak-out in this strange contribution to wonderful anarcho-dandyist periodical, The Chap
Theories of Grooming
"Clothes may conceal - and temporarily postpone - a multitude of sins." Angur Masonick gets tasty with a blade
Towards a Philosophy of Wooing
"You were feeble. I was audacious." Mysterious man about town Angur Masonick on how to make it with the ladies
Vanishing Point
"It's now or never." From The Idler, way back when. One of the first pieces I ever had published and still one of my favourites.
